"Friends are like snapbacks, some are real and some are fake"

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via nishlo)

"I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show"
- Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)

(Source: andisaysthings, via nowallthatsleftofme)

(Source: blackout6sic6, via furples)

factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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(via hi)

finalgrrl:

i loooooove personality quizzes and astrology and alignments and personality types because i’m completely obsessed with myself

(via jesuschristvevo)